I know your kind.| India Lima Yankee.| You're crazy. I love you, but you're crazy.
The Universe Shifter is a marvellous new way of traversing vast galactic distances without enduring all that tedious waiting around in spaceport lounges.
This is how it works:
The traveller picks a spot and stands very, very still. Then he, she, or it concentrates very, very hard on the place he, she or it wants to be. It is vitally important that the traveller has an extremely clear, focused and definite idea of the destination. People who are inclined to leave the house and then remember, half way down the drive, that they left the gas on should on no account use the Universe Shifter.
What happens next is really quite straightforward. The traveller stays still while the Universe Shifter moves the universe so that the traveller is exactly where he, she or it wants to be.
The Universe Shifter is one of ten completely made up inventions listed on page 54,367 of the Galactic Miscellany.
©
This is how it works:
The traveller picks a spot and stands very, very still. Then he, she, or it concentrates very, very hard on the place he, she or it wants to be. It is vitally important that the traveller has an extremely clear, focused and definite idea of the destination. People who are inclined to leave the house and then remember, half way down the drive, that they left the gas on should on no account use the Universe Shifter.
What happens next is really quite straightforward. The traveller stays still while the Universe Shifter moves the universe so that the traveller is exactly where he, she or it wants to be.
The Universe Shifter is one of ten completely made up inventions listed on page 54,367 of the Galactic Miscellany.
©