Mark: When you had a day in the office what you wanna do? I guess, sit in a bubble-bath with champagne.
- With a dude.
Host: Men soup. NICE.

Spike: I'm totally confident with my sexuality and if I want to get in tub with Mark, the coolest guy in this house, I'm getting in a fucking bubble-bath with Mark.

Dale: Some people were actually watching me put lotion on this morning. In particalar it was when I was rubbing it on my nipples.
Richard: You have gorgeous nipples, I mean what's wrong with admiring smth beautiful?

Richard: I haven't seen you topless in a while actually. But we have the room to ourselves now.
Dale: You know, we've been here for a long time. You get lonely and you just want to hold smb, you know. Rich, come here.

Spike: Andrew and I are gonna be boys forever.
Andrew: I'm not gay but I'll probably let him bang me.

Host: Well, you're like soldiers trapped on a submarine.

One hour to cook a hobbit.

Andrew: Cheers... bitches.

I LOVE these guys.